No Income. No Job. No Assets.
That’s not a flaw. That’s the point.
We’re not workers.
We’re not investors.
We’re not anyone.
We are NINJA — no paychecks, no positions, no property.
Once denied by banks. Now fully on-chain.
Broke by default. Online by choice.
We’re not building. We’re not grinding. We’re just here—floating between delusion and debt.
🕳️ No Proof
Needed
No job? No income? No clue? That’s exactly the point. Back in the glory days of subprime chaos, you didn’t need a résumé—just a pulse and a fake credit score. Today, $NINJA brings that same beautiful recklessness to the chain. No verification, no background checks. You qualify by simply existing.
💀 No Future, Just Charts
We don’t have a roadmap. We don’t have whitepapers. We barely have hope. But we do have a chart—and we stare at it like it's a life-support monitor. This isn’t about building a future. It’s about riding waves of delusion until one of them moons… or buries us deeper.
🫥 Invisible
but I Exist
Society erased us. HR ghosted us. Banks laughed at us. But the blockchain? It lets us be. It sees us. We might not show up in census data or tax filings, but we live on-chain—swapping, coping, surviving. You won’t notice us at first… until we pump.
Life’s a Mess
No résumés. No payslips. No real estate.
If you’re broke, try quitting your job. It worked for me. Now I’m full-time NINJA.
No house. No car. No regrets. Just $NINJA and peace.
Selling my last asset to buy $NINJA was the most rational thing I’ve done all year.
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Tokenomics
Total Supply: 1 BILLION
100% liquidity locked
0% team tokens
No taxes, no traps
Stupid contract. Like us.
This is not financial advice. We’re jobless, broke, and own nothing—just like you. If it goes to zero, at least we’re all equal.
